Harry Potter - Hogwarts Emblem The Return Of The Fandoms Theme
2:21am September 3, 2014

perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

1:45am September 3, 2014

direwolff:

"Oh how, like always, he invents the monsters underneath the bed to get you to sleep next to him, chest to chest or chest to back, the covers drawn around you in an act of faith against the night." [x] [requested by]

[siken’s poetry + stucky]

1:10am September 3, 2014

sixpenceee:

Informal infographic depicting evolution 

12:35am September 3, 2014

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

12:13am September 3, 2014
10:50pm September 2, 2014

faceless + merlin

10:15pm September 2, 2014
taggedbooty:

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 

taggedbooty:

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 

10:13pm September 2, 2014
10:12pm September 2, 2014
edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

10:12pm September 2, 2014

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

10:12pm September 2, 2014

wit-up:

humorprince:

can’t we all be rich and have fun together

that is what the kardashian game is for 

10:12pm September 2, 2014

effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH